Covid Limericks


Covid Limericks

There once was a virus from China,
That had some of the signs of angina,
It made people stay home,
And never to roam,
From Hong Kong to South Carolina.

First it's red, then it's yellow, then green.
Your neighbors, they cannot be seen.
They all are inside,
Where they safely abide.
Practicing manual hygiene.

If you’re lonely and stuck in your room,
And feeling depression and gloom,
You can get on your phone,
And never leave home
As you talk to your family through Zoom.

The Governor says "Wear a mask!"
It's not a request, it's a task,
And if you are smart,
You'll stand six feet apart,
Unless it's just too much to ask.

When it's time for the schools to reopen,
The cry of the students unspoken,
Is to just carry on,
Let the summer be long,
And just let the fun be unbroken.

The warnings from Anthony Fauchi,
Made people feel worried and grouchy.
He was only one man
Who had a good plan
But some thought vaccines were too ouchy.

With mutations called Delta and Omicron.
The virus just seems to go on and on.
It is not a hoax.
So I'll still try to coax.
I wish getting vaccines made it all be gone.

Oh when will this plague ever end?
It is long past the time to pretend,
That it's only a flu,
And it won't affect you,
Please be careful my dearest best friend.

Tom Dunkerton
December 12, 2021


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